The logical thing would have been to sit down, weigh their pluses and minuses with one of those groovy t-charts, and come up with the teammate winner. But this is the Amazing Lace and in true Reality TV form, I am willing to put it all on the line and as Howie Mandel says, "to make a life-changing decision". Through the course of the challenges to come, my teammates will also compete for my affections. In the end, only I will decide the ultimate winner. At the end of each challenge, I will award one of my teammates with one point. The teammate with the most points at the end of the competition will be crowned The Dis Ultimate Knit.
I don't expect this challenge to be easy. The days to come will be hard. And I am sure a tear or two will fall. But, this is love...and lace. There is no room for second best.
As such, I present to you the members of Team Distopia:
Team Captain: Dis. San Diego, CA
Challenger 2: Forest Floor. Holmfirth, England
"To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken."**
**Really C.S. Lewis said this. Since Forest Floor has shown herself to be a bit of a plagiarist, and plagiarism can not be tolerated, Challenge 1's point goes to Oceania.
Forest Floor: 0